filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via refridgerator)

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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esselii:

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stop staring at me with them big ole’ eyes

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perks-of-being-chinese:

look at my dog

(via eager-eevee)

superadventuretime10:

cahboose:

PLEASE JUST STOP FIGHTING YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART 

*Looks at Creature fandom*

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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dorkiest-dorkasaurus:

If you ever feel sad, just remember I was nearly able to buy this sweater

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BUT MY MOM SAID NO

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majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

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actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

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